Stephen Abbene

When Stephen first e-mailed me with this submission, I jokingly called him a cheater because all he did was stick a fishbowl inside a Mac case. He replied that the whole MacQuarium cost him $6 and a trip to Wal-Mart--not bad after all. However, I strongly encourage him to build a real MacQuarium for if the Canadian Goldfish Society finds out he keeps a fish in a fishbowl (insert dramatic dum-dum-dum music here) they're gonna bitch him out worse than they did to me. (Blame Canada, indeed.) Looks like he's got a Betta in there. Stephen also kindly shows us a tad of his finger in the photo.