What do you get...

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...when you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?

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great big holes all over Aust

great big holes all over Australia?

either that or a momma kangaroo with some serious stretch marks on her pouch.....

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yep...

esmeier wrote:

great big holes all over Australia?

you got it, buddy Smile

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What do you get when you cros

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rottweiler?

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golly...

...I am stumped on that one...

a elephant with a 'tude? a dog whose trunk is worse than his bite?

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sorry, it might have been che

sorry, it might have been cheating. The answer is "a very nervous mailman"..... I know it is bad, but it was the only elephant joke I knew

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What do you get . . .

. . . if you drop a piano on a military base?

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Re: What do you get . . .

williamahearn wrote:

. . . if you drop a piano on a military base?

The president declaring war on Steinway? Tongue

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ooh, ooh...

... a flat major! (that one toke me a few)

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what do you get...

...when you cross a brook and a stream?

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i'm thinking...

you get wet?

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CORRECT!

you get wet feet. Wink

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What do you get...

...when you cross poison ivy with a four leaf clover?

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Re: What do you get...

doug-doug the mighty wrote:

...when you cross poison ivy with a four leaf clover?

bad luck?

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...a rash of good luck Smile

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Re: ooh, ooh...

doug-doug the mighty wrote:

(that one toke me a few)

Ah. So that's why you've been posting all these jokes today. ;D

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...odearlordiwish... 8D

...odearlordiwish...

8D

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What Do Ye Get...

When you cross a snorkel with a kitten?

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uhhh...

...really cheap bagpipes?

(love the autosig - but remeber that this is the first day of your last days)

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You get...

Some sort of snorkelkitten. Maybe... a kittysnork.

Joke? What joke?