Doncha hate it?

Don't you hate it when you have a nose hair tickling the inside of your nostril, so you reach in there and pull it out, but it hurts real bad and makes your eyes water and then you figure out that you pulled the wrong nose hair and you have to go back in there again?

Man... I hate that...

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Hokusai's picture

Hmm...

Yes... yes, that does hurt.

Re: Doncha hate it?

Reverend Darkness wrote:

Don't you hate it when you have a nose hair tickling the inside of your nostril, so you reach in there and pull it out, but it hurts real bad and makes your eyes water and then you figure out that you pulled the wrong nose hair and you have to go back in there again?

Man... I hate that...

You know what's worse? When you reach in there, pull out the nosehair, and your nose starts to bleed because the hair folicle was so anchored that you ripped out a chunk of flesh from your nostril.

Know what's even worse? When total strangers are watching you pull nosehairs from your nostril and look at you in disgust. Although, given the fact that you know they're watching, should probably tell them that you don't care if they're disgusted.

Or what about when you reach in there and yank out a big ole booger? That's always fun... Ooops, I mean disgusting. Smile