Merry Unbirthday To Me!
(slightly changed)
Statistics prove,
prove that I've one birthday,
one birthday every four years.
But there are fourteen hundred and sixty unbirthdays.
That is why we're gathered here to cheer.
A very merry unbirthday to me, to me.
A very merry unbirthday to me,
It's great to drink to someone and I guess that I will do.
A very merry unbirthday to me
(For those who don't know, I was born on Feb. 29)

