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Submitted by doug-doug the mighty on April 18, 2005 - 1:55pm. Remember Outdoors

...when you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?

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great big holes all over Aust

Submitted by esmeier on April 18, 2005 - 2:00pm.

great big holes all over Australia?

either that or a momma kangaroo with some serious stretch marks on her pouch.....

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yep...

Submitted by doug-doug the mighty on April 18, 2005 - 2:34pm.
esmeier wrote:
great big holes all over Australia?

you got it, buddy Smiling

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What do you get when you cros

Submitted by esmeier on April 18, 2005 - 2:47pm.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rottweiler?

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golly...

Submitted by doug-doug the mighty on April 18, 2005 - 4:35pm.

...I am stumped on that one...

a elephant with a 'tude? a dog whose trunk is worse than his bite?

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sorry, it might have been che

Submitted by esmeier on April 18, 2005 - 4:38pm.

sorry, it might have been cheating. The answer is "a very nervous mailman"..... I know it is bad, but it was the only elephant joke I knew

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What do you get . . .

Submitted by williamahearn on April 18, 2005 - 4:54pm.

. . . if you drop a piano on a military base?

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Re: What do you get . . .

Submitted by token on April 18, 2005 - 5:22pm.
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. . . if you drop a piano on a military base?

The president declaring war on Steinway? :-P

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ooh, ooh...

Submitted by doug-doug the mighty on April 18, 2005 - 5:26pm.

... a flat major! (that one toke me a few)

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what do you get...

Submitted by doug-doug the mighty on April 18, 2005 - 5:27pm.

...when you cross a brook and a stream?

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i'm thinking...

Submitted by coius on April 18, 2005 - 7:00pm.

you get wet?

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CORRECT!

Submitted by doug-doug the mighty on April 18, 2005 - 7:06pm.

you get wet feet. Eye-wink

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What do you get...

Submitted by doug-doug the mighty on April 18, 2005 - 7:08pm.

...when you cross poison ivy with a four leaf clover?

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Re: What do you get...

Submitted by token on April 18, 2005 - 7:28pm.
doug-doug the mighty wrote:
...when you cross poison ivy with a four leaf clover?

bad luck?

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close...

Submitted by doug-doug the mighty on April 18, 2005 - 7:39pm.

...a rash of good luck Smiling

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Re: ooh, ooh...

Submitted by eeun on April 18, 2005 - 9:13pm.
doug-doug the mighty wrote:
(that one toke me a few)

Ah. So that's why you've been posting all these jokes today. Grin

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...odearlordiwish... 8D

Submitted by doug-doug the mighty on April 19, 2005 - 1:53am.

...odearlordiwish...

8D

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What Do Ye Get...

Submitted by word03 on April 19, 2005 - 11:49am.

When you cross a snorkel with a kitten?

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uhhh...

Submitted by doug-doug the mighty on April 19, 2005 - 2:01pm.

...really cheap bagpipes?

(love the autosig - but remeber that this is the first day of your last days)

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You get...

Submitted by word03 on April 20, 2005 - 12:48pm.

Some sort of snorkelkitten. Maybe... a kittysnork.

Joke? What joke?

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