Jokes

erm....

thats a grose joke.

Not As Gross As Your Spelling

Not As Gross As Your Spelling

I apreciate the humor, but it was a bit too off color for this forum.

...and the snipe is not really needed. chrismeyer6 was just letting you know that, not attacking you. If I did not know better, I would think you were lashing out at him.

One of the things I like about AppleFritter is that its users tend to keep a certain level of decorum. This thread is one of those that treads close to the line.

That being said,
Q: What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

A: Big holes all over Australia.

Here's a Brit joke I read over on another forum:

Three Brits walk into a bar together, an English man, an Irish man, and a Scottish man. They sit at the bar and each order a pint. The bartender fill three mugs and sets them out on the bar. Just then three flies buzz into the bar and one lands in each of the mugs. The English bloke daintily covers his mug with a napkin and pushes it away with a look of disgust. The Irish man reaches into his mug and plucks the fly out, tossing it over his shoulder. He shruggs and takes a drink. The Scot carefully reaches into his mug and pulls out the fly between his fingers. He peers down at it with squinting eyes and bellows in a thick accent: "SPIT IT OUT, YOU LITTLE BASTARD, SPIT IT OUT!"

Gidday all!
This one is from Down Under, that is, as long as I can stop getting trapped in them big holes.
Three ducks waddle into the local watering hole.....!!??? and ensconce themselves at the bar. Delighted, The Barman asks the 1st duck his name, to which came the reply - "Hewie". Polishing the usual whisky glass with a napkin, The Barman leans over and asks Hewie how his day has been so far... to which Hewie replied "Great, I've been in and out of puddles all day long, now a double Jack Daniels on the rocks please"
The said drinks server then leans over the bar and asks the 2nd duck his name and how his day had been...which was answered very quickly by the name "Dewie - and I too have been in and out of puddles all day.. wonderful stuff" and then requested "I'll have a Screwdiver please". After serving the first two ducks,The Barman then leaned over and said to the 3rd duck " You must be Lewie" to which the answer came........."No, I'm Puddles!!" and she ordered a Fluffy Duck. What can you say???

I am a fan of the really stupid one liner jokes. here are my jokes.
Two guys walk into a bar, you'd think one of them would duck. A man walks into a bar, ouch.