I have been planning this for a while and think I have found the pefect compund. I am going to produce, market, and distribute the perfect cure-all/miracle pill. This pill will be 100% guranateed to cure any ailment you can imagine - ANYTHING! Even mental-emotional problems.
The drug will be named "Cyanidicolit" - pronounced Sy-ah-nyde-eye-call-it. There will of course be a few minor side effects which all of my commercials will have some announcer state as images of a happy person runs through a bright, green, sunny meadow and then strolls along the beach at sunset.
The drug will be dramatic and fast acting. Side effects include, but are not limited to:
[*]Shortness of breath
Treatment of symptoms requires a follow-up dose of Cyandicolit until symptoms diminsh.
Packaging will consist of two 500mg capsules individually foil-wrapped. Refunds will be promptly refunded only to the orignal purchaser and only for unused doses. Target market will be anyone who is looking for a quick-cure or an easy way out. Cost is expected to be about $50/pack.
I expect to make a million dollars overnight.