I have been planning this for a while and think I have found the pefect compund. I am going to produce, market, and distribute the perfect cure-all/miracle pill. This pill will be 100% guranateed to cure any ailment you can imagine - ANYTHING! Even mental-emotional problems.
The drug will be named "Cyanidicolit" - pronounced Sy-ah-nyde-eye-call-it. There will of course be a few minor side effects which all of my commercials will have some announcer state as images of a happy person runs through a bright, green, sunny meadow and then strolls along the beach at sunset.
The drug will be dramatic and fast acting. Side effects include, but are not limited to:
[*]General weakness
[*]Confusion
[*]Bizarre behavior
[*]Excessive sleepiness
[*]Coma
[*]Shortness of breath
[*]Headache
[*]Dizziness
[*]Seizures
[*]Death
Treatment of symptoms requires a follow-up dose of Cyandicolit until symptoms diminsh.
Packaging will consist of two 500mg capsules individually foil-wrapped. Refunds will be promptly refunded only to the orignal purchaser and only for unused doses. Target market will be anyone who is looking for a quick-cure or an easy way out. Cost is expected to be about $50/pack.
I expect to make a million dollars overnight. 
--DDTM
lol. I would think that Cyanidicolit would cause those symptoms...
Be prepared to repay all of that and then some....
It's called Alchoholpoisoning, it does the same thing, and has the same side effects, but could also cause unwanted pregnancy and/or VD. There have been commercials with happy people, happy dogs, happy horses, happy frogs, happy iguanas, and happy Canadian bears.
Speaking of which... I need to get my scrip refilled...
How does one go about ording this miracle med? :o
Weird Science???????
Is Homer Simpson helping you develop this?