The million dollar, diamond-studded, laptop, complete with built-in windshield wiper:
http://www.gizmag.com/go/7030/
I was expecting an apple logo.
The million dollar, diamond-studded, laptop, complete with built-in windshield wiper:
http://www.gizmag.com/go/7030/
I was expecting an apple logo.
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First of all... it loses half its value w/i 4 months of its construction. Second of all... once you buy any diamond, you will never ever ever get the money you spent on it back out of it (isn't the average like 25-30%?). IMHO, HCruiser, you should keep your million dollars.
wow... people are dumb. who in there right mind would buy that?
A vulgar neo-rich tasteless aesthetipauper, that's who. Does that include anyone in their 'right' mind?
dan k
That was a good laugh! Thanks
The best mod to this is probably the phishing hardware embedded in the hardware of the laptop.
Yes please, and transfer all funds from that offshore account to ... here is the passcode
Oh, he's about to dump Morgan Kindling stocks ... here is the transaction log
She's flying into Buenos Aries as we speak ... here are the GPS coordinates
Money burns right through my pockets, too. (stoopid lack of good financial sense!) I wish that I knew then what I know now...
More like Lav-ugly-o.
Peace,
Drew
Reminds me of Las Vegas.......
I think I'll keep my million dollars and buy a gold plated Hummer or something just as stupid.
According to those little cards you find scattered all over the streets in Las Vegas for the price of that laptop you could have 20,000 prostitutes (Many of which are "Full Service!" and "Real Entertainers!") delivered "Hot and Ready" to your hotel room in less then 45 minutes. Given the choice I'd definitely say go with the army of hookers. I can't think of any force on earth which would be able to stand against an onslaught like that.
--Peace
I imagine that most of the world's armies that wouldn't even fight back against an army of hookers. Ahem, much.