Jared Butcher of MP3 v.1.0

Jared Butcher of MP3 v.1.0

>From the makers of Burning Monkey Solitaire?, Virtual Viagra and Deathground? comes a new JARED?. Simply drag an MP3 file onto the little yellow head, and JARED butcher your MP3. You will find no equals in suck-i-ness!

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>From the liner notes of Jared's first album,
"Touching you, Touching me... touching you again."

While Central America has seen more than its share of atrocities in recent
years; never before has a lovely Guatemalan folk song been brutalized as
thoroughly as by the vocal stylings of JARED, the Head of Security at

Like an angry Immigration officer, Jared's distinctive rendition grabs us,
slaps us around, threatens to cavity search us and ultimately demands our
passport be issued from that same circle of hell from which his voice

Never has the mating of cats sounded so melodic as after one has listened
to "El Carnicero de Canciones." the "Butcher of Songs," as Jared was
known in Guatemala. Yet, this is perhaps the worst part, one is somehow
drawn to his song, playing it over and over again. So listen to,
"Shayla-uuugh", and suffer -- for this is art.


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