Caught in a dark well of despair, you've struggled for years with one inescapable weight on your shoulders: the lonely burden of carrying around an Apple Newton eMate AC adapter. Unable to find a home for this obscure bit of electric ephemera, it has been a constant reminder of your inability to to connect with anyone else with enough depth that they would take this oddball charger off of your hands and out of your life. Heck, even your dog/cat/fish/mom now looks at you funny, as though they can sense the weight of that Apple Newton eMate AC adapter pressing down upon you, and they don't wish to get crushed along with you.
The yin to your yang, the alpha to your omega, I too have known the endless sorrow brought on by the Apple Newton eMate AC adapter... but in my case, it is the desire for this gadget that has kept me down! For years I've held my two Apple Newton eMate 300s in my hands, looking longingly upon their translucent green cases, their chubby styli, their unpowered LCD screens, and longed for the day when untold numbers of electrons would go crashing through their circuits, bringing them (and me!) back to life.
If you feel like we have the potential for a (ahem) spark, please let me know. Our relationship may be brief, and entirely based on the one-time sale or trade of an Apple Newton eMate 300 AC charger / adapter, but for the rest of our days we'll know that we fulfilled some longing in another... even if just for an hour (or however long it takes for an eMate to charge).