OK, I'm sitting here in front of Santa(Snow imac, snow white, white christmas- santa!) holding a warm-hot cup of coffee in my left hand. The cup is dry, my hand is dry, it's quite cool at exactly 12 am and the air is dry. But, somehow, water is running from the cup handle down my arm. Dried it off, it starts again. The cup remains dry- no condensation. It's not a leak, this is just clear, plain water(and it's certainly not sweat because the handle feels cool and my hand isn't exactly in a toaster here). It's not raining. There is no water dripping from the roof. And in case anybody suggests it, no, I am not drooling all over my hand whenever I take a sip of coffee.
...what the heck? Where in god's name is this unstoppable waterfall coming from?